Special Editions That Should Totally Happen

"Satish Kondapavulur" (becauseCAR) 09/14/2013 at 13:14 • Filed to: MY STUPID LISTS

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Unlike most people on Jalopnik, I like a good automaker special edition. The Frankfurt Motor Show was full of them from the Lamborghini Gallardo LP570-4 Squadra Corse to the Maserati Quattroporte Ermenegildo Zegna Limited Edition to the Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport Vitesse Jean Bugatti Legend Edition, demonstrating that European automakers will lengthen the name of their cars with any chance they get, mainly so owners can say they're better than anyone with a "normal" Veyron or an "ordinary" Quattroporte.

Now you may say, "The Squadra Corse Edition is exactly the same as a Blancpain Edition!" and "What's so great about Ermenegildo Zegna when Perry Ellis is just as good?"

Meanwhile, I'm just thinking "What special-editions would I want to buy?" because that's what I do. So I decided to come up with a list for that. I think of silly product ideas so the product planners at major car companies don't have to. You're welcome.

Author's Note: Special thanks to Matt Hardigree for having the Jalopnik Film Festival after Fashion Week. Otherwise Anna Wintour would have eaten me alive for that Perry Ellis comment.

Lotus Evora Richard Mille

Watchmakers and automaker partnerships resulting in branded cars are common. Witness the Lamborghini Gallardo !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! and !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . But Richard Mille and Lotus would take the cake, because of their many similarities. They both sponsor the Lotus F1 Team. They make products that are very light and very expensive. And they aren't immune from providing endless special-editions of their products.

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For instance, Lotus so far has offered an Evora GTE, GP Edition, Freddie Mercury Edition, and the current Evora " !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ." Despite that, it gets more ridiculous with Richard Mille. On their website, there are special-edition watches honoring Jean Todt, Rafael Nadal, Yohan Blake, Jackie Chan, the Americas, and Spain. This is when you know you're trying too hard.

It also provides the perfect gambit for Lotus and Richard Mille to sell (read: get rid of) more Evoras and watches. The deal would be, "Buy a $300,000 Richard Mille special-edition watch, get a complimentary Lotus Evora!" Or "Order a $150,000 Lotus Evora, get a free Richard Mille watch with purchase!"

McLaren MP4-12C Hugo Boss Edition

I'll admit it, Fashion Week has gotten to me more this week than the Frankfurt Auto Show did. That and my compelling need for Anna Wintour to like my fashion sense. In a world where a Veyron Fbg Par Hermès and a Quattroporte !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! exist, McLaren would be served well by having Hugo Boss, an F1 sponsor of theirs, make a mark on the MP4-12C. A Hugo Boss interior would look very much the business, like its suits, while the outside would be a special shade of black and/or grey. And also, standard Hugo Boss special luggage, because if the Lexus Coach editions have taught me anything, that needs to be on every designer car.

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In a perfect world, they might even make some cosmetic changes for the Hugo Boss edition to make the MP4-12C more stylish, mainly to overcome the fact it's named after an inkjet printer. That and it'll steal sales from all the special-edition Gallardos. Especially the people considering Gallardos named only for their color scheme, like the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , and !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

Mercedes-Benz E-Class Wagon Apple Edition

Steve Jobs was always a Mercedes man. So he would bless a Mercedes E-Class wagon bundled with a bunch of Apple products with standard special-edition iPads, iPods, iPhones, and MacBooks that connect with the outside world right up until you crack the screen or need that software update. I can even see some Tesla Model S sales lost. Most importantly, station wagons would be cool again and show automakers what they're missing by not offering wagons in America.

The best part would be, much like Apple products, we would have people camping outside the Mercedes dealership to be the first to buy an E-Class wagon. All so they can get some special-edition Apple products. After that, all Jalops can then pick up some nice used E-Class wagons after a three-year lease. Because after all, the people who bought these would get rid of them once they're perceived as obsolete. I call dibs on the E63 AMG S-Model wagons.

Toyota Corolla Nike Edition

Toyota's Corolla is one of the best-selling cars in the world. And Nike is about to become a blue-chip stock. And for a true Nike edition, Toyota could get the tune the engine, steering, suspension, and gearboxes more in line of that of a front-drive fun sedan, like a Jetta GLI. Unfortunately, people across the world will care more about the Nike bits that come with the car rather than the engineering changes. Why? Because Air Jordans.

The best part is, people will also wait in lines, but on a much-larger scale, to buy a Nike-edition Corolla, because special-edition Nike sneakers and clothing will come with the car. And we all know how crazy people get for some limited-edition Air Force Ones. It would be the only time crowds were literally banging at the doors to buy a Corolla. At least before the insane dealer markup.

Infiniti Q50 Red Bull Racing Edition

I want this to happen. Mainly so I can ensure Infiniti's !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! is doing his job. You know, instead of seeing off poor Mark Webber. And also so Infiniti can get !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! right. This is because having driven the Q50 3.7S (admittedly one without Direct Adaptive Steering), the car has so much potential, but it needs the perfect suspension and steering weighting. And who better to provide that than a three-time world champion?

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Imagine, the entire world would be able to drive a road car sorted out like how a three-time world champion would want it set up. In fact, the Hybrid version could be set up to work like KERS on an F1 car. Additionally, Adrian Newey could put some aero bits on it to handle even better. The possibilities with this tie-up are endless. Maybe even better than any BMW M3 produced. And the Q50 would sell well and make the Infiniti brand popular around the world.

What branded special-editions of current cars do you think should exist?

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All photos courtesy respective manufacturers.

For Sweden > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 13:25

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Bugatti Veyron Diesel Rally Shooting Brake Edition.

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > For Sweden 09/14/2013 at 13:33

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With a manual gearbox.

Satish Kondapavulur > For Sweden 09/14/2013 at 14:02

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Totally. Should. Happen.

Tim (Fractal Footwork) > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 14:21

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That nose better be yellow...

FireSpittingV12 > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 16:20

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BMW M5 650hp We lied about the horsepower edition

Lets Just Drive > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 16:26

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I'd like to suggest an available-to-the-public, slightly insane version of any one of a number of "sporty" cars with upgrades from the likes of Monster or Rockstar (or Red Bull, a few years ago). Give those niche-niche buyers something that'll let them connect with their favorite smoky drift star.

Ie; a Monster Energy themed BRZ/FRS with a bit more noise, power and drift available through your Scion dealership.

A few stickers, parts and brand name that will let you sell the car for significantly more then it cost to spec it up? Why not.

J-Tenno > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 16:27

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Mazda Miata 787B Edition.

JayHova > For Sweden 09/14/2013 at 16:29

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Could totally happen....think Jaguar & Bentley SUVs.

darthd > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 16:30

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5-door diesel miata.

Patrick Frawley > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 16:30

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Jalopnik edition Mazda MX-5 Miata.

Sunshine Supercars > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 16:37

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Jalopnik-edition, manual-transmission, turbo-diesel Volvo V60 AWD wagon with flip-fold, rear-facing 3rd row of seats in your choice of "Caffé" brown or "Butternut" yellow. Only. No Bluetooth, no power anything (except power steering and ABS, maybe), and steelie wheels as standard.

Tow-hitch and roof-rack optional.

ptak appreciates old racecars > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 16:39

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I have one. FSO Polonez Caro SuperSports.

Victorious Secret > Patrick Frawley 09/14/2013 at 16:42

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So it will be a inline 6 turbo diesel shooting estate wagon with a 6 speed manual and RWD?

Turbo Bacon > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 16:42

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Bugatti Veyron Lee Jeans Edition.

Patrick Frawley > Victorious Secret 09/14/2013 at 16:44

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AWD. And pop-up headlights.

Victorious Secret > Patrick Frawley 09/14/2013 at 16:46

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White sidewall tires and rich mahogany.

Patrick Frawley > J-Tenno 09/14/2013 at 16:48

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Patrick Frawley > Victorious Secret 09/14/2013 at 16:49

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Definitely some kind of brown paint.

BigGatorChris > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 16:49

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BMW should offer a "DoubleParker" edition with extra plastic bits to protect against doors and shopping carts.

Or maybe just all plastic, like a Fiero?

Victorious Secret > Patrick Frawley 09/14/2013 at 16:50

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A record player that only plays Barry White

BigGatorChris > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 16:52

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A jacked up, diesel, light blue F-350 Viagra edition would sell billions.

Tune it for extra smoke at the factory.

Patrick Frawley > Victorious Secret 09/14/2013 at 16:53

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Fridge in back stocked with the kind of ales that only Gamecat knows about.

Rotating cast of $kaycog babes as [ahem] codrivers.

Victorious Secret > Patrick Frawley 09/14/2013 at 16:57

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There is a humidor filled with fine Cuban cigars and finer Columbian cocaine.

A VHS of Scarface is the only on screen entertainment available.

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Victorious Secret 09/14/2013 at 17:03

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Don't forget a GPS with all the oppo-competition race track layouts installed, for that optimum lap time!
also it should have exausts that go off to the side, so it can have a trailer tow hook in the back
speaking of towing, adjustable air suspension is a must!

Stradale > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 17:08

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How about a "Snap into a Slim Jim" Ford Raptor edition.

RIP. Macho Man.

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 09/14/2013 at 17:19

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...working on a horrible drawing of this miata right now
give me a few minutes...

Freakusaurus-Rex > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 17:28

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I would love a Lamborghini Aventador : Affordable Edition...

Really any car that I lust over as an Affordable Edition would be great.

Make the car out of fiberglass and sheetmetel instead of carbon fiber. Remove some of the ridiculous features... my leather can be made from any old cow, cheap plastic interiors that I've become used to, put normal $2000 rims and tires on instead of $20,000 rims and tires, etc.

littlegriggzy > Patrick Frawley 09/14/2013 at 17:31

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I was literally thinking Mazda should do a Jalopnik Mazda MX5/Eunos/Miata today and I hadn't even been on the internet to see this article...

Satish Kondapavulur > FireSpittingV12 09/14/2013 at 17:38

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And then that one'll have 700 hp. It's a never-ending cycle. Thankfully.

Satish Kondapavulur > Freakusaurus-Rex 09/14/2013 at 17:40

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I can suggest Super Replicas...

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PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 09/14/2013 at 17:43

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there you go oppo! :D

Satish Kondapavulur > darthd 09/14/2013 at 17:44

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That is just perfect. Even though the suspension would certainly need to be retuned.

Nitzer Ebblestone > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 17:44

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That black Veyron with large red dots. Call it the Ladybird Edition. For First Ladies everywhere.

Satish Kondapavulur > J-Tenno 09/14/2013 at 17:44

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With rotary. Now that would be a lot of fun.

Satish Kondapavulur > ptak appreciates old racecars 09/14/2013 at 17:47

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It would need a very powerful engine. And be rear-drive.

Satish Kondapavulur > Sunshine Supercars 09/14/2013 at 17:48

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Only concern is the 3rd row. There's seriously not enough space.

Brian Stieh > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 17:49

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Soichiro Honda Edition Civic Si

Back to basics edition Honda CVCC..but with a K24 and a proper suspension

HiMyNameIsNoLongerJay > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 17:52

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How about the Porsche NEIN! Eleven Hugo Boss Edition.

Because...well you know.

HiMyNameIsNoLongerJay > Lets Just Drive 09/14/2013 at 17:54

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The only problem with that is that anyone who would drive a Monster or Rockstar edition Subaru would probably be an insufferably blowhard.

[And this coming from someone who drinks Monster and drives a Subaru.]

Steve in Manhattan > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 17:59

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Can't I just have a fucking Alfa in the U.S.? Call it the Ralph Nader edition, just give me a Giulietta.

J-Tenno > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 18:00

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That's what I thought.

jalop1991 > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 18:01

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And down in the real world: Just give me a true Fit Si, and I'd be happy.

And remember: it's more fun to drive a slow car fast, than a fast car slow. So, make it more like original Miata than like, say, S2000.

BigGatorChris > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 18:01

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Scion XB. Geritol edition.

Comes with a pill organizer, back up alarm, and Hoverround carrier.

promoted by the color red > Patrick Frawley 09/14/2013 at 18:02

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Diesel Rotary with optional shooting-brake hardtop. I'll give a hearty yes to that!

ptak appreciates old racecars > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 18:02

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Bro, it's Polish. Every single Polonez ever, be it the so-called Borewicz, Przejciówka , Truck, Coupé, Caro, Caro+, Atu or Atu+ has had a manual transmission and rear-drive :D

^why Polish cars kick ass

NinjaViper > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 18:03

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of all the vipers id choose the voodoo edition, very limited in numbers, all blacked out, a viper, and the name voodoo.... its a great combination

Dr.Kamiya > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 18:14

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A Wankel edition Miata sounds nice.

Skif6996 > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 18:20

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Fiat 500 Gucci edition. I know, I know... Flame suit is on. I dont care. I love it. I dont care.

Ad_absurdum_per_aspera > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 18:24

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MINI Familyman with optional third-row seating and Handyman with locking tool boxes in the rocker panels.

Vin > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 18:25

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Ok, I'm game:

Saab 9-3 Hamptons Edition: modern 9-3 XWD running gear over a 80's 900 Turbo Cabriolet body, with an alternate power-sourced dedicated elicopter turbine forced induction system (Reference: http://jalopnik.com/5098871/manic-… )

Aston Martin DB9 Jaeger-Lecoultre Edition:

NOT the Vanquish; the DB9 is for understated grand touring

Transponder watch for access and keyless start

BMW 1-Series "E30ii"

Remove rear seats

Integrated roll cage

Top-spec suspension and brake upgrade

Hydraulic handbrake

Carbon fiber skin, driveshaft (and wheels???); lightest flywheel possible

30 gal fuel tank

6-speed manual

[Any Car] Concept Spec

Request-only reproduction of the concept version of a production vehicle, be it a simple special paint tone, or a drastically different exterior/build materials/power train.

(I'm staring right at you, Jaguar XJ220 and CX-75)

Crazy-Bastard > darthd 09/14/2013 at 18:26

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That is a sexy little car. That would be perfect for my daily use.

BigGatorChris > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 18:31

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LGBT Subaru Forester

Comes in blue with yellow racing stripes and 2 black Labradors.

No stick shifts allowed.

BigGatorChris > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 18:37

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Haliburton Edition Suburban

Fully armored. Includes an M-4, a Randall knife, and a beard.

Contractors optional

BigGatorChris > Freakusaurus-Rex 09/14/2013 at 18:39

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It's really not that hard to get a SBC in a Fiero.

reverberocket is nipping the apex..and gently blowing in it's ear. > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 18:39

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Ford Flex Family Truckster Edition

(Since I found this pic, somebody else also had this excellent idea.)

Aldairion > Patrick Frawley 09/14/2013 at 18:46

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I knew a guy in Atlanta who had an NB with that livery. Really cool looking car.

DIRTEE30 > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 19:15

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How about a Justin Bieber Douche Edition? Sure, it'll make roads that much uglier by having a handful of these running around, but from the business standpoint, it makes perfect sense. You have a ton of douchebags that will jump at the chance to own one.

Satish Kondapavulur > Turbo Bacon 09/14/2013 at 19:22

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More like Diesel. Oh wait...

Satish Kondapavulur > Lets Just Drive 09/14/2013 at 19:24

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This should happen. But then the buyers will think they know better than the actual drifters and then put their own parts on it anyway.

Satish Kondapavulur > BigGatorChris 09/14/2013 at 19:25

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Ha! BMW will never acknowledge that phenomenon.

Satish Kondapavulur > BigGatorChris 09/14/2013 at 19:26

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You're absolutely right. Those are the most insecure owners in the world.

Satish Kondapavulur > Patrick Frawley 09/14/2013 at 19:29

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And actual front vent windows.

Satish Kondapavulur > DIRTEE30 09/14/2013 at 19:32

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Do you really think I want more cars with a chrome wrap running around? It's a public safety hazard!

Satish Kondapavulur > BigGatorChris 09/14/2013 at 19:33

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You'd be surprised how many manual Foresters I come across in Berkeley.

Satish Kondapavulur > jalop1991 09/14/2013 at 19:34

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A Fit Si would be amazing. And the Fiesta ST (an excellent car) would have some serious competition.

Satish Kondapavulur > Steve in Manhattan 09/14/2013 at 19:35

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I'll sign a petition asking Sergio to give us Alfas. But the 4C is coming.

Satish Kondapavulur > Brian Stieh 09/14/2013 at 19:36

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Unfortunately, Honda cares too much about safety now. So there really wouldn't be much weight savings.

Satish Kondapavulur > Nitzer Ebblestone 09/14/2013 at 19:37

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Mainly those in dictatorships.

Satish Kondapavulur > BigGatorChris 09/14/2013 at 19:37

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Ha!

Satish Kondapavulur > ptak appreciates old racecars 09/14/2013 at 19:41

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I wanted to see what FSO was making now, and it was mainly Chevy Aveos, so I was thinking the cars they made now were front-drive only.

I guess it's a pity they don't make the Polonez anymore.

Satish Kondapavulur > Ad_absurdum_per_aspera 09/14/2013 at 19:43

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I don't think it would be so mini after all you described...

It would be the perfect competition to the Zafira and S-MAX though.

Satish Kondapavulur > BigGatorChris 09/14/2013 at 19:44

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Perfect. And they'd sell thousands.

Satish Kondapavulur > Vin 09/14/2013 at 19:46

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A modern-day 1-Series tii needs to happen. Closest now is buying a 135is and tearing out everything. DB9 JLC Edition would be cool, but the transponder thing does get gimicky after a while.

And Saab 9-3 Hamptons would definitely sell in a neighborhood where people have to restore their Wagoneers.

DIRTEE30 > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 20:07

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So is allowing douchebags to continue to exist in this world. But until we can take care of it, they will continue to co-exist.

Joseph Shaul > darthd 09/14/2013 at 20:22

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Is this a thing? A real, live thing? Please let it be so.

GodDamnitDave > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 20:23

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Bill Blass Edition Veyron. Or. A Dockers edition Volvo XC70.

tduassassin > darthd 09/14/2013 at 20:34

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i know thats a miata and a subi but it looks like a cross of a Z4 coupe and a panamara

bpands > Skif6996 09/14/2013 at 20:39

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You must have crashed your car into a bridge...

Satish Kondapavulur > GodDamnitDave 09/14/2013 at 20:50

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Believe it or not, there was a Bill Blass edition Lincoln Continental. Dockers XC70 should be interesting. And would certainly sell, especially in the Bay Area.

jalop1991 > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 20:58

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...or be left to die, which is what would happen.

Ronnie Schreiber > HiMyNameIsNoLongerJay 09/14/2013 at 21:08

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Mercedes-Benz and VW can get in on some of that action.

ptak appreciates old racecars > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 21:21

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It is, it really is. The Polonez is an excellent car, my brother has two and they never break down. Plus I've heard they're fun on rainy days on roundabouts ;)

Patrick Frawley > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 09/14/2013 at 21:24

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Well, okay.

At least we know what basis we're using.

mad.anthony > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 22:05

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Dodge Ram 3500 Cummings Bro edition. Complete with giant lift kit, super swampers, "rolling coal" smokestack, and a limited-edition fitted cap, wife beater and lax pinnie . Also comes with a case of Natty Light and some Truck Nutz.

XJguy > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 22:10

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Buick Lord Vader edition

Kipling Inscore > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 22:17

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Lamborghini Urus, Ernest Borgnine edition. Lamborgnine...Urnust Lamborgnine.

2012-Challenger-R-T > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 22:40

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I'm thinking they should make a Highlander Edition Toyota Highlander. Problem is that it could only be 1 of 1.

Satish Kondapavulur > XJguy 09/14/2013 at 22:53

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More like Death Star edition...

FrankenB5S4 > darthd 09/14/2013 at 22:53

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Satish Kondapavulur > mad.anthony 09/14/2013 at 22:55

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Note to self: Avoid people who have trucks like that. Nothing good comes out of meeting them.

Satish Kondapavulur > Kipling Inscore 09/14/2013 at 22:58

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I'd love to meet the buyer.

Satish Kondapavulur > 2012-Challenger-R-T 09/14/2013 at 22:59

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Haven't seen the movie yet!

xen0blade > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 23:27

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"So, what color should the car be?"

"...Erm...."

"Well, George Lucas said that he wanted Darth Vader to be more of a lighter color, so maybe we should..."

"Hey, who shot first?"

"Greedo. Why?"

"GET OUT. JUST GET OUT. And make the car BLACK. ALL BLACK."

Analyticus > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 23:51

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2014 G8 GT.

288GTOhYEAH > Satish Kondapavulur 09/14/2013 at 23:55

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Newest Subaru WRC should be a flat out rally edition, Colin McRae edition. Self explanatory.

Taurus should have a ROBOCOP edition. Just look at the classic and you know how this new one should look.

"Dedicated buyers" edition Miata, all rainbow. ;)

"Walker Texas Ranger" Dodge Ram

"Reich" edition VW Beetles that can come in "staff car" black, to all the camo's representing all the wonderful theaters the Wermacht fought in! No not Nazi propaganda you dolts, just WWII History Buff stuff.

Any warbird special editions. Tuned cars that are painted like the warbirds they represent. So for example "Battle of Britain" edition Aston Martin painted like a Hurricane or Typhoon.

I got tons of ideas, just grab a beer with me. :P

Satish Kondapavulur > 288GTOhYEAH 09/15/2013 at 00:32

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Everything would probably work except for the Beetle "Reich" edition (even though I'm a history major). And if you're in the SF Bay Area, I'll definitely grab a beer with you. :)

Jason Adrian > Satish Kondapavulur 09/15/2013 at 00:36

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Apple should make a car with Audi. NOT with Mercedes. Audi knows design. Mercedes knows how to appeal to some old and or otherwise tasteless people.

chriswhotakesphotos > Victorious Secret 09/15/2013 at 00:36

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It will either get fantastic or abysmal gas mileage, and the community will provide equal parts of praise and complaint either way.

lunchtray > Satish Kondapavulur 09/15/2013 at 00:39

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Where's my Beats by Dre edition Buick?

Also, that Nike Corolla better have rubber by Nike.

Satish Kondapavulur > Jason Adrian 09/15/2013 at 01:03

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I don't know, Mercedes is getting there. You wouldn't believe how many young people want that new CLA.